Ewww, I feel so dirty inside

I love chai latte. So when I found that it was available downstairs at the coffee shop, I bought it. Pretty good, I thought. This morning, I went downstairs again and grabbed another chai latte. Lo and behold I see the lady using an artificially flavored chai latte syrup! I felt all dirty inside. I hate artificial foods and all that flavored crap. There wasn't a gram of real tea in my chai latte. Nasty!